Friggin A!! Ugh!

She is so adoraballs!

Hey just in time.I got some lovely little skits i would like to share with you guys. Its little moments of Big Daddy Edward and Reneesme
Here we go:
First one.
Reneesme: (Is wearing a cute little spring dress in white with white pearls and a puffy skirt. She runs around in the meadow and picks up pretty Forget-me-nots and puts them in a basket. Then she sees an adorable little fawn eating grass, and goes up to it giving it a flower to nibble. Than Reneesme hears her father calling…)
Edward: Nessie? Nessie?
Reneesme: (She picks up her basket of flowers and runs to her father.) Coming daddy. (She runs to the front yard and sees her daddy, as he bends down waiting for his embrace. Then as soon as little Reneesme shows up and jumps into her daddy’s arms, as he scoops her up in the air and she starts to giggle, and he twirls her around and lifts her upside down making airplane sounds as she giggle.) Stop. (Giggling) Stop it daddy. (Then Edward lifts her up in the air and puts her on his shoulder and walks her over to the stoop sitting her on his lap.)
Edward: How are you doing princess?
Reneesme: Good, I picked some flowers for mommy.
Edward: Oh you did, they’re so pretty. Well I also have something for you too. Want to know what it is?
Reneesme: MMM-Hmmm.
Edward: All right. (Takes something out of a bag and picks out a music box.) Look what I got for you baby, you’re very own music box. It has your lullaby in it that I used to play and sing for you when you were a baby.
Reneesme: Oh it’s so pretty. Is this a late Christmas gift?
Edward: No, I just feel like giving you something nice, because you are my little princess. (Nosy kisses)
Reneesme: Oh daddy you are wonderful. (Hugs him around the neck.) Thank you, you are the best daddy in the world.
Awwwww.
Well that was the cute side. Get ready to see Edward as a protective Papa bear, when he goes to up to the people from the Razzi award committee and gives them a taste of their own medicine for nominating his daughter, ( and real life counterpart)
Reneesme: Daddy where are going?
Edward: Stay with mama, because daddy has to take care of some business, I shall be back.
Reneesme: Why?
Edward: Because well, let’s just say daddy needs to teach someone a lesson because daddy knows best.
Well of course daddy knows best. He goes up to the door and knocks on it.
Edward: Hello it’s the delivery guy, open up.
Someone opens the door.
Edward: So are you the guys who nominated us for the Razzi’s?
They shake their heads nodding “Yes”.
Edward: Ok. (Looks back and then lifts his fists in the air beating the ever- loving crap our out of them.) That was for nominating my daughter!!!! What the hell is the matter with you? Have you got no soul, or no heart! She’s a little girl for god’s
sakes! Learn some respect you animals!!! How dare you even considered putting her there in the first place! I ought to knock your teeth out, you pathetic pieces
of trash. Grrrr. So there, up yours. (Points the middle finger at them and goes off his merry way back outside with his wife and daughter. When he sees them, he picks up Reneesme in the air, kisses Bella and sits down.)
Reneesme: Back so soon Papa? How did it go?
Edward: I think it went well, I think they get the message.
Reneesme: Why?
Edward: Because nobody messes with your daddy, but more importantly no one messes with you. You know why?
Reneesme: (Shakes head.)
Edward: Because no one can face the wrath of your protective papa bear, defending her little cub.

heres another
This little scene just so happens to take place in the middle of the night, when Reneesme is asleep and she begins to have a really bad dream. She dreams of herself in the field catching flowers in the meadow.
Reneesme: LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!! (She runs around the meadow putting flowers in a basket and picking some blueberries and petting adorable animals like bunnies, ducklings and squirrels, but all of a sudden she sees this doll, and picks it up.) Oh no a dolly. (She picks it up from the floor but what she soon finds out is that the doll is none other than Aro, in disguise laughing)
Aro doll: (Laughing hysterically)
Reneesme: (Drops the doll and screams.) AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAGGGHHH!!!
Aro Doll: (Begins to stand up on his own, turns his head and flies around looking for the little girl as she runs but then all of a sudden she is trapped at a dead end and the Aro doll is about to make its way over to her laughing and cackling away.)
Reneesme: AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!! HELP!!!! HELP!!!! HELP!!!! AAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
But then she realizes she is just having a bad dream, and her father Edward bursts into the room.
Edward: Nessie? Nessie, wake up. Baby wake up. (Shrugs her shoulder.) Honey wake up. Wake up.
Reneesme: Oh no help me. Help.
Edward: SSSHHHHH. It’s all right baby, it’s all right. It was just a dream.
Reneesme: (Crying) Daddy. (Wraps her arms around his neck as he picks her up and hugs her, and rocks her back and forth.)
Edward: SSHHH. SSSHHHH. There, there now baby its ok. Its ok. I’m here , daddy’s here. Did youhave a bad dream?
Reneesme: (Crying on his shoulder) Yes daddy I had a bad dream that Aro came as a dolly and he tried to kill me. I thought I was going to die.
Edward: Oh, there there baby doll. I will stay right here, and take off his head in case he comes back. SSSHHHH. (Kisses her on the head, and tucks her in back in bed.) Here you forgot your nightlight. (Turns it on.) That’s better. Now go back to bed, sweetie and no more bad dreams. I love you. (Kisses her.) Reneesme: Love you too, daddy. Oh and daddy.
Edward: MMM-hmmmm.
Reneesme: Take off his head and set it on fire.
Edward: Yes ma’am that’s my girl.

No other than Mackenzie could play our beloved Renesmee. Such a cutie.